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It seems that I'm not the only one with a evil A-life obsession. Just got in touch with an enlightened one from the I Hate Machines Possy - a progressive machine counter-insurgence bunker in teh interweb.

I haven't disclosed all of the info i hold on file - no time, really. But if you are observant, you'll notice that the human extermination insurgence is going from strength to strength.

Remember the recent Boeing incident at Heathrow? Rumours have it that it was an undisciplined jihady plane from a 'machines go to heaven' splinter cell trying to commit a suicidal act, crush the PM, and trigger the revolution, all the time dreaming of the kerosene realms and the oiled titanium maidens.

I've been reunited with one of my socks recently, which was kept hostage for a few weeks. The little thing claims it had to pretend to join the isurgence or die. It and was working in an under-ground bio-warfare lab, doing research on new modifications of tinea pedis. Have you noticed that feet smell worse and more often lately? How do I know that? You mean you can't smell talk with your socks? You bigots! Fair play though, it is an intricate lo-fi (and slow) communication medium. Very expressive, albeit often unpleasant. A hint - socks hate it when you piss on them - the smell literally pisses them off and you could end up with a bound bad smell socks collective on you feet.

I don't know about you, but in my life the incidents involving evil meaning machines are on the up. What do I mean, you ask?

Well I'm not talking about the flying drones dropping bombs evil, nor the snooping computers and spammer/scammer botnet evil, but about everyday coffee, chocolate refreshments vending machine evil. Airport e-check-in evil booths. Ticket vending machine mercenaries. That kind of antisocial behaviour. The military bots are obvious - they were designed to be evil, you expect them to behave like that, they behave like that, they don't disturb your brainwaves, they just kill or maim you. They have the single-mindedness of missile.

Symbiot News reports that bloomers baked from GM crops, which escaped from a Pembrokeshire bakery earlier this week, are hunting in packs in the Welsh countryside. They are attacking mainly smaller pray like field mice, rabbits and other similar creatures.

Farmers are worried for the lambs. They started organising bloomer hunts. Th Countryside Coaltion supporters are flocking from all over on horseback with large packs of dogs dedicated to hunt down to extinction the monster bloomer population