Breaking news, geeks shall inherit the Earth

Good morning web.

It is given. The geeks shall inherit the Earth. You don't believe me? How dare you! Here's some proof.

Geeks have the extraordinary facility to understand and manipulate the time-space continuum. In fact geeks can break out of it. Haven't you seen your resident to be bodily there in the office, while partying on Bleepcore 5? But more importantly geeks gan get themseves easily tied up in a time-space flux knot, simply for the fun of breaking out. It's curiosity which drives them to explore the new frontiers.

Geeks can travel dreamland. That's important. For some bizarre reason, Mother nature played the monsanto trick on geeks, and not randomly at all, switched on the genes responsible for not being able to distinguish between dreamland, wetland and solidground. So geeks live in all of those at one and the same time.

It could be really annoying for all without the geek gene. They are infuriated by the "absence of interest", but it's not - it is otherwise known as boring. Sometimes the non-geeks look at the gene-rich (or poor, it all depends on the viewpoint and who is counting) as barking mad, and boring. The latter view should be punishable by bringing those responsible out at dawn and shooting them with paint and ice cream. The former is ok. It shows respect and understanding.

So, why this rant?

Love thy geek. Breed thy geek.

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